zeldathemes
the crack in the tea-cup
Rage. 27. ENFP, ADHD, SAHM, Writer.
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Zdarsky devotee.

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magesmagesmages:

angryampersand:

OMG MIRI
YES
YES I DO WANT TO COSPLAY AS BATROC FOR GGC
YES
YES
A THOUSAND TIMES
YES

YESSSSS THIS IS PERFECTION WE WILL REENACT THE SCENE AND I WILL SPEAK FRENCH AND STUFF.

AND YOU CAN TAKE SHIPPY PHOTOS WITH BUCKY.

AAAAAH.

I WILL TAKE SHIPPY PHOTOS WITH E V E R Y O N E

I DONT KNOW ANY FRENCH CRAP I WILL SING LADY MARMALADE A LOT

OMG MIRI
YES
YES I DO WANT TO COSPLAY AS BATROC FOR GGC
YES
YES
A THOUSAND TIMES
YES

  #magesmagesmages    #literally never been this excited before in my lfe  
So, does Noh Varr like cyndi lauper?

kierongillen:

I would say so. Anything solid-gold pop-floor-filler he’s all over. Noh-Varr is basically the sort of person who thinks Weddings are the best thing in the history of all humanity.

  #lksjflskjf noh baby  

bonnienoise replied to your post “Wait, I’m confused. I get that DA3 is not doing the “everyone is…”

i hate when everyone isn’t bisexual video games are supposed to be a FANTASY why do they hate me so much

Yeah. I’m. I mean it’s not even really that much of a fantasy for a group of people to all be bisexual ANYWAY *coughs and looks at her friends*

Personally I don’t want “realistic sexuality” from Bioware because when they did that in DA:O, the “straight” characters were the ones with the most narrative importance and the bisexual characters were the “shifty, rogue, kill them wevs” characters. When they did that in ME, the gay-only options got like 50% less content than the others. And I love all those characters and romances! But I mean, it’s just what has happened. Make a character gay/bi, they get sidelined. Make a character “playersexual”, they don’t as much.

DA:I could prove me wrong, but…I have no reason at this moment to believe it will? 

(I mean, even if I thought they would, I’d still prefer the DA2 way, cuz it’s just more fun, but it’d be less of UGH and more of “..well ok..”)

  #bonnienoise  

kristaferanka:

i figured this would be more effective on here

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  #signal boost for importance    #do your part guys  
Carol's in space?

Anonymous

Aww, yeah she is but.

Basically I prefer to fantasize about impossible Phyla returning scenarios instead of ones that have a slight fool’s hope to them. I mean there’s no chance that’s happening but the what-ifs will take hold in your brain and you’ll push into them until THERE IS TOTALLY A CHANCE OK

I really want her back but the only chance I think we’ve had of that at all was Fearless Defenders and it’s gone and he used a different cosmic character in the short time the comic was on.

BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET HE MENTIONED SHE WAS A POSSIBILITY I WILL NEVER

  #Anonymous  
Hey, if you're getting Batroc up there, why not the whole team?

Okay I know you mean Thunderbolts, but I am now assembling my OWN team which consists of Batroc, Wanda, Clea, Sam Wilson, Noh Varr, Bucky, Mantis, assorted Doombots and oh, Doop. 

And Big Barda and Renee Montoya and Um. Britta and Abed from Community.

BECAUSE I CAN I CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE IT’S NOT REAL *cries 4eva* its not real it’s not real

  #wokintomordor  
THUNDERBOLTS IN SPAAAAAACE

!!!!! 

KARLA/PHYLA???

  #LOOK KIT SEE I DID THE THING KIT LOOK I PUT MY FAVE WITH KARLA    #wokintomordor    #junecovington  

veliseraptor:

angryampersand:

lbr me pitching any book to marvel involves “going into space and bring back phyla”

"Yeah so, Frank Castle, right? He’s like, punishing people. Aw yeah, like straight up murdering them. And it’s gritty and stuff. AND THEN HE GOES INTO SPACE AND BRINGS BACK PHYLA" 

but I mean realistically why wouldn’t they do that? it just seems right for the character. which character? any character. every character. 

(how about Batroc going to space to bring back Phyla though is what I want to see Rage)

OMG

THAT’S IT

THATS THE BOOK I WAS PUT HERE ON THIS EARTH TO WRITE

BATROC GOING INTO SPACE AND BRINGING PHYLA-VELL BACK

creepingmonsterism replied to your post “¦i literally just sat here for a few minutes trying to plot out a…”

Please tell me Frank fights Galactus’s Punisher robot at some point

I really can’t divulge the details of this plot because it’s hot and fresh and ready for Marvel to sign off on, but I mean, as a prospective Punisher writer I am obviously an expert and am COMPLETELY aware of that as a thing that happened.  Are you aware?? Are you sure??? Maybe you should tell me about when this happened. Just so we’re sure YOU know, and not because I am just learning about this and desperately need to know more…

mytwofavoritexmenaredead replied to your post “lbr me pitching any book to marvel involves “going into space and…”

This should have been the plot of SPACE PUNISHER: the miniseries.

DAMMIT HE WAS ALREADY IN SPACE AND HE DIDN’T DO THIS? Marvel. 

Don’t worry, I’ll fix it. 

  #creepingmonsterism    #mytwofavoritexmenaredead